my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
I went to Barnes and Noble after the concert tonight because I could. There was a notebook with a quote that I remember. “In the midst of our lives, we must find the magic that makes our souls soar.” I really liked it.
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes